you know you are spanish when...
1. What would be consider to be screaming everywhere else, is considered talking in Spain
2. Your mom doesn’t come to you to tell you that dinner is ready, she shouts from the kitchen
3. You can eat up to 6 times a day - breakfast, almuerzo, aperitivo, lunch, merienda, dinner
4. You eat lunch after 2pm and would never even think of having dinner before 9
5. Not giving two kisses when meeting someone is rude
6. You think adding coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable
7. You know that after 2pm there’s no point in going shopping because all the shops close for siesta and don’t re-open until 5pm.
8. You can spot a tourist a mile away..what’s with sandals and white socks?
9. Anyone that is not Spanish is called a guiri
10. Don’t bother going to a nightclub after 1am cause it will be dead!
11. It’s 60ºF and you are wearing a winter coat
12. Snow is a foreign concept to you
13. There’s a drinking age???
14. You think it’s fine to comment on everyone’s appearance
15. You don’t understand how anyone could think olive oil in toast is weird
